Ugh. Wakin' up like this is a tough way to go...
I crawled out of bed this mornin', felt like my insides were churned. Had stew. It was pretty good, but I forgot to add the leaves...whoops. I WANTED to work, but seein' as I'm sort of healin', and no one I hate is close enough to drink from... I'll have to deal with it until someone comes knockin' on our door. Like a priest. Yeah, that'd be fun. Just knockin', when out o' th' blue, VAMPIRE ATTACK! Haha...ah, bad reputation for me kind, but hey. They ask fer it. I'm gonna' go back to sleep though... Maybe dream that up.
*A large smudge of ink is smeared across the page*
Too tired to care.... made a mess.... Goodnight, inanimate book.